Status Updates From Bound by the Alien Buckaroo...

Ohh fuck Xennet is so damn sweet

“Do not move!” I told her sternly. “I am going to fetch you a healing pickle!” For some mysterious reason, her eyes, open now, dipped to the crotch of my trousers at that comment.

🤣🤣🤣

Por fin volvieron los aliens cowboys 💪💪💪

The most beautiful Zabrian man I’d ever met was Warden Hallum. Specifically, that day in court, when he stood up and told the Imperial Justice Committee of Zabria that he would resign his post and give up his life to accompany me – then nothing but a tiny, convicted child – to this new world.
🥹😭 oh Xennet bless

“I could not let myself be bothered by trivial things like a lack of air to the brain in the process. Breathing was for the weak. Not for chair husbands.” 🤣🤣🤣 oh Xennet

Brief intermission because my brain is FRIED and I need something cutesy and fun before I dive into Crescent City

Xennet and Warden Hallum 🥹🥹🥹 I love them