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𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃𝗎.𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍.𝗈𝖿.𝗏𝗂𝖾&#x 𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃
is 70% done
I just love when a book contains shade against the Nigerian government
— Apr 11, 2026 10:52AM
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𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃𝗎.𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍.𝗈𝖿.𝗏𝗂𝖾&#x 𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃
is 51% done
Morenike mom is pissing me off 😒
— Apr 11, 2026 06:48AM
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𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃𝗎.𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍.𝗈𝖿.𝗏𝗂𝖾&#x 𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃
is 50% done
Not Rotimi letting everyone think he is poor when he is rich rich 😭 Teni said he could not afford clothes
— Apr 11, 2026 05:44AM
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𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃𝗎.𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍.𝗈𝖿.𝗏𝗂𝖾&#x 𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃
is 38% done
Why do I keep feeling like RJ is Saimata
— Apr 11, 2026 04:00AM
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𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃𝗎.𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍.𝗈𝖿.𝗏𝗂𝖾&#x 𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃
is 30% done
Teni is such a goofball, 17 minutes voice note 😂, kenny was right asking if you’ve released an Ep
— Apr 11, 2026 03:59AM
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𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃𝗎.𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍.𝗈𝖿.𝗏𝗂𝖾&#x 𝖤𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗃
is starting
I hate Morenike mother already, I understand wanting your child to be the best version of themselves but what is all these pressure
— Apr 11, 2026 03:33AM
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Ethel
is on page 235 of 410
“I’m in love with Rotimi Jacobs”
Well duh?
— Apr 09, 2026 12:24PM
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Well duh?
Ethel
is on page 223 of 410
I beg your finest pardon???????
WTF RJ
— Apr 09, 2026 11:37AM
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WTF RJ
Ethel
is on page 213 of 410
Okay this is more new adult than YA
— Apr 09, 2026 09:17AM
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Ethel
is on page 194 of 410
“You have two degrees, baby. Use your words.”
I thought this was YA😳
— Apr 09, 2026 06:51AM
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I thought this was YA😳
Ethel
is on page 118 of 410
Renike: I need to stand up
Me: No,No, sit down small, I like where this is going
— Apr 09, 2026 04:18AM
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Me: No,No, sit down small, I like where this is going
Ethel
is on page 61 of 410
Renike: I need to stand up
Me: No,No, sit down small I like where this is going.
— Apr 09, 2026 04:16AM
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Me: No,No, sit down small I like where this is going.
Ethel
is on page 56 of 410
“The gears in my head begin turning. Beeko? Beko? Biiiko? Oh, wait—Biko. As in ‘please’, but in Igbo
This is bad.”
You think? 😂😂😂
— Apr 08, 2026 03:16PM
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This is bad.”
You think? 😂😂😂
Ethel
is on page 56 of 410
0h Shit, it’s actually getting good 😳
— Apr 08, 2026 03:05PM
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