Status Updates From Vices and Virtues

This book is just...wao. ☀️🌑

“A hundred years ago, you broke the world and killed the Sun King, the very god that controlled the Day. Ever since, we’ve been stuck in the same Cycle, forbidden to see the dawn or the sun in the sky. I need you to undo the damage you’ve done and help me restart the Cycle. I need you to help me bring back the sun.”

*Too speechless to speak*

omfg the prologue??? I’m sat

"Besides, what were the odds he’d get caught twice in one day? Close to impossible for someone like Osric."

*Sorbito*

"Osric curled his knees to his chest, taking most of the impact in his lower half while Basten slapped the stone wall with a groan that followed all the wind in his chest."

JAHSHAJAJAJAKAKA SOKKA ANY DAY 🤣🤣🤣

“Rather than deal with us quickly, they’ll put our deaths to use and deter anyone else from following in our footsteps. They’ll let our bodies hang until we fall apart, limb by rotten limb. Then haul us away to a crypt as baskets of bones.”

Hm, I think Jack Sparrow would appreciate that attention to detail when it comes to punishments 🤣

★ 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒖𝒆 ★ <<"Six feet beneath the edge of the earth, a man unburied a fresh grave.">>

This is the Alexis Menard effect I've heard of for so long 😍

Ummm I'm sorry what?? 🤯