Status Updates From The Invisible Man

random guy: take this gun for when he comes

police: no dude that’s murder

random guy: i’m no rookie i know the law i’m going for the legs. ayo barkeeper lock the doors

barkeeper: nah dude you got a gun

random guy: whatevs *cocks gun*

invisible man is forcing someone to do his biddings

rando: I’m the worst person you could have picked *lists reasons why he hates himself*

invisible man: bro stfu

rando: I don’t have that dog in me

invisible man: “I’ll stimulate you” (idek)

rando: pls no

rando: ykw maybe i’ll fuck up on purpose

rando: “I wish I was dead”

invisible man: bro stfu