Status Updates From Married Without Benefits

@god my turn when

"Oh. My. God. You’re color-blind.”
He looked genuinely affronted. “No, I’m not.”
"Unbelievable. You’ve survived your entire ancient life not knowing you’re color-blind?
That’s a miracle. A genuine, Prophet Musa-parting-the-sea miracle.”
“Ancient? I’m only four years older than you.”
“Yeah, legally, But I have the soul of a whimsical twenty-two-year-old. I’m basically a child bride."

Ngl getting a bit cringe and annoying now

I’ve been crying since the beginning of this book 😭😭😭

why is this such an awesome book wtf