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I was really loving this book, but then the husband goes to a brothel with his friends. He decides he doesn’t want to participate, but would rather watch. This MFer gets blindfolded and decides to bang this chick… turns out it was his wife and he had no clue.

Bitch— get some standards. Drain his bank account and divorce him.

I’ll finish it though. I’m not a quitter. But I’ll be mad the whole time.