Status Updates From Nowhere Ranch

Starting this book I already knew I didn’t like reading BDSM, and not that I expected it to, but this book has not swayed my opinion on that. However, I will say that it’s written like the main character is talking to the audience, which makes it a fast read. (But still, holy shit and spoiler: I took a break after Roe’s birthday).

Holy BDSM Batman, how in all of my kinky literary adventures have I never heard of this book? This man has him strapped down on a bench, horse bit in his mouth, cowboy hat in his head (because why not) and whipping him while he bucks into a fleshlight. I see the author has game 😅

This book is even freakier than advertised. Giant dildos and fisting in chapter one, I mean, where are we going from here lol

I did not expect for this to be so adorable...