Status Updates From Personal Space Issues

Just when I was actually getting a lil invested we get a full chapter of the female romantic lead’s father making her prove she can put a condom on a banana

This is taking me so long because I have to make a new note on every other page, I'm gonna have so much to say.
But we finally got a joke that I liked and a solid character moment for the main character so things are looking up

There’s 4 different variations on “don’t talk to me til I’ve had my coffee” in one chapter and I’m so sure this person has no idea how teenagers actually talk

I'm currently highlighting every cringe modern reference that screams how do you do my fellow kids, and it's gonna be a long list

What “Swooney scenes from James Gunn’s Superman,” book blurb? They spend most of that movie fighting
Anyways, I’ve got some questions already: is the author British? And second, did no one discuss that maybe using ultra current slang might be a)cringe and b) already dated by the end of next year?