Status Updates From Arse de soare

This audiobook feels like someone recorded my neurotic baby gay inner monologue when I was a teenager lol. Like yes I am just very mature and that is why I am not boy crazy! Anyway here is a detailed description of my female classmate’s lips. I laughed out loud in my car when she said “I just want a boy with long hair, nice bone structure, and a soft voice”…

wait why is this actually heartbreaking 💔

“She took her eucharist before me, and I quietly apologised to Jesus for the downgrade from her tongue to mine.” sentence of all time

Read to chapter 7

YEARNING IS SO BACK BABY (never left)

AHHH SUPPRESSED CATHOLIC PANICC 💀