Status Updates From Teach the Torches to Burn

These poor kids just can’t get a break! But it’s comedic, ahem, how often they’ve gotten interrupted. The mystery is kind of taking a backseat to that, although this has had some lovely things to say about marriage and its purpose. So, we’ll see how the last 30% goes!

“you’re a feeble, limp-cocked, hairy-bottomed beastie, a scholar maggot” 🤣 hahaha this is my favorite

“A grand man. Good with a sword. Quick with a fart. I admire him.”

“…a man is like this floor. Lay him right, and you can walk on him for the next forty years.” 🤣

Noooooo!! Foiled!

‘We’re headed up to do the horizontal bassa danza.’” 🤣🤣