Status Updates From The Pumpkin Bride

It's like Princess Bride, Shrek and dashes of Beauty anf the Beast were thrown into a blender when making this. It also has a modern tone to their dialogue, which can be okay. I'm not DNFing it so it's a win so far.

I may be the first review. I like when I'm first to review. I'm like Elmo on the squat pot, feeling good.