Status Updates From Pretender: a slow burn, fak...

also he’s supposed to be a huge playboy but at the same time considered first to get married out of his friend group? how does it make sense???

I’m not even at 20% and I already feel tempted to start counting how many times the Halloween incident is mentioned until it’s revealed what actually happened back then

he just said one “please” and she’s like “oh he’s begging”

calm down, lady 🙄

also I don’t really see the reasoning why SHE is the one to fake date him

Loving this already 😍