Status Updates From American MaleWhore in Tokyo...

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How long is it going to take for Katie to listen to other people. How many times do Jun have to say the same thing until she gets it. Get help already and stop lying about stuff. Geez.

Man this story is just not interesting to me in the slightest. Itried to give it a fair shake but I just can't finish it (which does not happen often at all).

This is just not holding my interest so far. No plot to speak of, it just seems like we are following Johnny Box through his daily (nightly?) life.

I almost peed my pants (for the nth time) when I read "Ebola eye." Not because Ebola is a laughing matter, but because Rowen B didn't know when he wrote this book that Ebola will be trending so much. Or did he?

the more I read this book, the more I'm thinking of dressing like a ̶d̶o̶u̶c̶h̶e̶b̶a̶g̶ host for Halloween. A Rod Steward or a Tina Turner wig seems fitting since I already have the pointy shoes.

And stuff like this has happened. "Stop calling her skank, and start calling her mom."

So far a fantastic read. The author is one sick puppy and I am loving it.

I have in my hands the safety of an old lady depending on my enjoyment of this book; I can say she's a safe little thing so far. BTW I have the feeling that by the time I finish reading this book I'm gonna be able to talk to Pikachu in his mother's language.

liking this so far...he is a douche...but a lovable one...