Status Updates From The Regulators

Tak!

Is Richard Bachman really just Gonzo King, like Gonzo Nicolas Cage? This book is pure craziness. Is Gonzo King the best King? Or is that Cocaine King? Either is better than the hokey, bloated, Holly Gibney-obsessed, cringe-worthy shell writing books under the name Stephen King over the past two decades or so. For the good of Mankind and to save all the trees killed for King's crappy modern books, BRING BACK BACHMAN!