Status Updates From Starside

“speak to me as little as possible” i have butterflies

“He’s handsome.”
“You saw his face?”
“No, but I can tell. Just by the way he walks.” 😜

new drinking game . drink every time someone says “fuck” . i’d be drunk in 5 minutes.

You will regret this," he says, before taking a step forward. It's not a threat as much as it is a promise. But it isn't a no. His hands are halfway curled into fists. "If you slow me down, I will kill you. If I find another way across the land without you, I will kill you. If you try to touch my sword, I will kill you. Understood?"
I know I should feel fear, but instead, all I feel is crushing relief.