Status Updates From Astonishing Relations

Ok, now the epilogue awkwardly inserted like a new paragraph reveals Hugh and Danda married and her dad paid off the death duty. They visited Nutbower and played golf around the UK and Scotland. These books end leaving me wanting more, or for more action to happen, but the dialogue is great and very funny. Glad it’s on Kindle Unlimited.

Hugh gets to NYC & Anna says she’s dumped Kubrick. Hugh might’ve had a chance but since Vera came, upgraded his room to a suite next door and he fucks her (twice), Anna won’t relent. Vera took out her birth control and didn’t say anything until after 2nd time. TV goes well & Danda hatches a plan to escape to her fave hotel. Guess the book’s over soon w/ no trip, bride, or death duty resolution. Few more pgs

Hugh’s wined, dined, and shagged for his endorsement of Big Duke beer & will be making some real money now. Vera’s going for him, and now Lois from the Banner newspaper is too. But Anna’s out, though Danda doesn’t think so and thinks she wants him. Still not seeing how he’ll come anywhere close to paying off the death duties in a timely manner. Hopefully they don’t charge interest. Should date in England!

Invited by Stromburg, a rich wheat dude, to his estate in WI to wine & dine interest towards his daughter. Very funny. Hugh starts getting more substantial donations and magazine and film offers.

Very classic Payne dialogue, hilarious and clever to no end. Very quick witted. I hope Hugh goes to England soon. The idea of building a publicity team to encourage people to donate and pay off his grandfather’s death debts is unique. Of course, Hugh, the male main character, is Payne’s standard horndog. Are any of his characters not sexed up?