Status Updates From Red Hot Lovers

“He’s engaged.” I confirmed more than asked. “To one of the girlfriends. Who was married when they ‘dated’. Dated. As if they were both single at the time. You can’t date when you’re married.” “What an asshole.” “That’s not the worst part.” I braced myself when her eyelids turned pink with the coming tears. Shit, there was going to be crying. Last time we hung out on this sofa there was crying. Clearly it was cursed.