Status Updates From Black Balled

It’s just squirming me out so bad. If it doesn’t end I’m just… I can’t handle this. Honestly I don’t think I can continue this either way. I wasted so much money on this damn thing. Audiobooks are not cheap. I’m so mad.

Totally going that way. I can’t handle this. I don’t want to listen to this but I also don’t want to miss their first time together. Ugh.

It’s so gross. All the grossness. All the MF ugh ugh ugh. Dying inside. Please no fucking threesome on top of everything. I can’t handle this book. It’s all the things I hate and has been so far. I’m just… what is this shit. Who wants to read this shit?

And then he’s a homophobic ass too, of course he is. Ugh. Am I not getting close to halfway of this book? They still haven’t met. It’s on the way, but nope.

Honestly, Babu would probably hate this book and wrote a scratching 0 star review for it if he read it. The irony. Everything he criticizes about those books seem kinda fitting for this one.

Ugh and now L is with some guy instead. Not better. I’m so anti this book already. There’s so much needed for me to be able to forgive it already. 🙃 I just feel like I need to continue since I wasted so much money on it. Should’ve known better and read the original reviews that I usually do. I just felt so hopeful, you know? 24 hours of book with Joel. People said he was great in it too.

Didn’t hear all of it but how is it even possible that L didn’t recognize his ex wife in the video?

Ugh how gross. Sleeping with the lying ex of the other guy. I feel like I’m dying a bit inside each and every time there’s a mention of a sex thing in this book. L and B haven’t even met or spoken yet. How long am I going to have to suffer through this? Are they going to stop the gross stuff once they do? I have a hard time understanding why they chose Joel for this book. Alpha males aren’t his favorite.

(No clue where I am in the book, Audible doesn’t give me percentages.) Cringing hard at the MF sex descriptions in the guy’s mind. I’ve already kinda figured I can’t take this book seriously or I’ll lose my shit.

The details of the MF sex 🙃 yes, I’ve been skipping. Also the slurs and name-calling is steadily getting worse. This B guy is an asshole. I’m really not sure what I’ve gotten myself into here but I sure hope I can stomach it. Please no cheating. Also it feels weird to hear Joel narrate this douchebag.