Status Updates From Jitterbug

This might be in the running for worst forced, rushed romance I've read

Bruh why are these characters just telling each other everything ?? Forget a secret - yall out here sharing solar system-wide government secrets bc yall on the same ship now ????

I honestly like the book but the dialogues are just painful (respective inner monologues are fine, but man, the moment they all decide to talk... 😭)

Also listening to the audio book and I wish the narrators would let up on the accents or, at minimum, that they had agreed on which accent to give each character -_-