Status Updates From A Witch's Curse

Took me a bit to get going but there is A LOT going on!

STOP FORCING THESE FUCKERS TOGETHER

Jack is annoying. Most characters in this are annoying

OH GOD NO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

Honestly this has too much happening and yet it feels like nothing has happened at all.
The constant adventuring and not a moment to actually relax. Gretel’s absolute white knight syndrome. Ari being just a fucking cunt.

Why is she so focused on the repayment of debt when Ari was dead set on killing her anyway??
Also, yes, Ari is fully right. Huge difference between a kiss and a breath of life

OF COURSE HIS NAME IS ALADDIN

This feels like a jammed in Disney special, not even Grimm but Disney. Beast, Aladdin, Ursa the Sea Witch, then we’ve got the others like Jack and Goldie

Nope. Not accepting this. Ari is a fuck and Gretal is naive. This should not be an enemies to lovers situation, there is WAY too much hate

Ari is the worst part of this book. I hate her with a passion and no, honestly, finding out her backstory in the future will not change my mind on her grating, annoying personality

DID NO ONE THINK THAT THE SOUND OF CUTLERY BEING MOVED AND BROKEN AND THE GIANT TORNADO IN THE HOUSR COULD POTENTIALLY ALERT THE CURSED BEAST???

AAAANNNND Ari says and does something to piss me off again - I feel like I need to make a drinking game out of this

I need more info on the witch hunters ASAP because every new feat I see Ari pull off sounds impossible.
Like throwing a golden trident in to a stone wall with enough strength to jam it so she can twirl her body around it to launch herself AND THE TRIDENT EMBEDDED IN THE WALL to land on top of the wall

The first interesting thing about witches!

He’s not that clever! She literally JUST mentioned it!

I wouldn’t call that observant, more like recalling information. Like seriously, not every guy who remembers a small handful of things is observant

Gretel’s inner attitude is starting to grate on me a little.
“My disdain for those judgey people even outweighs that. Who do they even think they are?”
Girl. They know the world and are living in it

Well, my original notes on this have now gone so a run down:
1) GREY WOODSMAN!?!?!?
2) I do hope we find out more about the Hunters because no human, let alone a young 20something girl, could KICK A LARGER THAN NORMAL WOLF AND FLICK IT AWAY