Status Updates From A Guide to Improvised Weapo...

Tactical chopsticks are so going in Shelby's bug-out bag.

Oooh, chains. This reminds me of when we had our chimney swept. The guy doing the sweeping was using a chain attachment on the end of a drill. I've been itching to use that as a weapon in a book ever since but the opportunity hasn't presented itself. And as the chimney sweep is a LEO in his day job, explaining my interest in the attachment was quite the interesting discussion.

Candy Bar.

*considers the consistency of a frozen Snickers*

Yep. That would work.

In the section on billiard balls...

"...carry an extra sock in your pocket."

*snickers*

(Seriously, though, I'm getting all sorts of ideas from the book that I can add to my protag from the WIP's repertoire. And my own for the real world. ;) )

Bag of Dog Poop... "...If your dog's stool isn't moist, you'd be wise to consult a veterinarian after reading this entry."

HA!!!!