Status Updates From Decomposition Book

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boah ich weiß ja nicht ich glaube das ist mir ein bisschen zu gen z haha wir finden alles irgendwie lustig

-cringey white millennial. The narration keeps mentioning stereotypes about white men, but from what I’ve gathered, ALL the characters are white. The two POVs… are white women. The lack of self awareness is embarrassing. Does the author think the two groups don’t have much in common? Right…

So I’m officially DNFing this as the protagonist listens to “Cardi B’s WAP” while accompanying the decomposing corpse in her backyard. Holy. Cardi B (& Megan Thee Stallion) have more innovative, ingenious lines in that single song than Van Os has had in this entire novel so far. I find it ironic that the author uses “Disney adults” as an offensive stereotype, when this writing is coming off as-