Status Updates From Lafcadio Hearn's "The Facel...

Pt4: Haunted ocean, that's new. How can he be poor, force them to pay you to perform! Ghost warrior! Is he gonna request a song? Bold to assume it's some super high ranked dude asking for you perform. Again request payment for performing! Stop doing it for free! Don't stalk the dude, he can do his own shit, you don't own him. Holy shit.

Pt3: damn just give the girl back her mirror, you don't need some damn bell. Oh the mirror won't melt! Magic mirror? "Her selfish soul" dude shut the fuck up. Are you kidding me?? All this over a freaking mirror, just move! Now they got issues with the bell, can't win. Now everyone smashing shit for money.

Pt2: think they build a taller or stronger bridge if floods kept taking it. Why would the ferry man need a hut? Couldn't he just go home? That's not where he is now?? The door was locked! Ghost woman! Oh God, she's gonna spare him because he's cute 🙄 oh not ghost girl? Ten kids?!?

Pt1: claims he's stupid but his wordage says otherwise. How is his head gonna reach that stone? Oh shit, he bite it! Scared of black cats, ugh. Ohh guess that's smart but I don't think he really distracted him. Oh okay very anticlimactic.