Status Updates From Love Like Drowning

All I can say is this is fucked up and also I can’t stop 😂

This book is kind of fucked up but I can’t look away 🤣🤣🤣

This book is a mind fuck…I can’t look away lol

This is very intriguing 👀👀

The writing is so good that I keep going despite being horrified, lol. I definitely prefer my psychopaths fiction-washed and I feel like I'm turning into a Gregory as I wait - in what I assume is in vain - for Sinclair to actually... turn into a (sick, twisted) romantic hero? I also REALLY want Gregory to get fed up. But I guess the anxiety-inducing fun of it is genuinely not knowing where the author is headed next.

Look, this book is super fucking disturbing, much like (but also totally different from) the other book of this author's that I read. BUT it's also hilarious and SO well written... which is all preface to: I just can't with body mutilation. Not to yuck others' yums, but NOPE. Except... I kinda get it here? And in a totally sick, twisted and yet satisfying way, the little self-growth moment from it is almost sweet.

Ohhhhhhhh Gregory 😂😂😂 Both these guys are intensely fucked up, as the blurb promises, but the writing is excellent and so engaging I can't look away. I am DESPERATE for some Sinclair POV, though!

It is getting so hard to not dnf this. 300 pages in and all that's really happened is that one guy definitely has Stockholm Syndrome but we aren't gonna talk about it ig! If I had to pick between being locked in a room with Stalker Fish Guy or Crazy Serial Killer, I'd actually pick the Serial Killer at this point he is somehow less insane.

Did I just download an EIGHT HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN PAGE BOOK by an author who left me hanging with the last one I read from him??? Yes. Yes, I did. Because apparently that's what happens when I open my Kindle looking for a quick, light read before bed ... 😂

We are not comparing a woman giving birth to a guy killing people right? Right?

Took you getting your fingers cut off to realize that maybe ALL intrusive thought caused by OCD should not listened to implicitly. Took you getting kidnapped to realize that your sisters care about your existence and that you have been pushing them away for your entire life and that this is a self-obsessed action. What will it take for you to gain a personality?? Fish problems???

"Hard to tell who's who in the photo" but you correctly described the two members of the family you have met?? This moment was clearly put in here so that we as readers know that the author likes the Saw Franchise (which is obvious from the. everything about this book) since we get descriptions of costumes that fit Amanda, Adam, and Lawrence. Side note: Why are the brothers dressed up as Adam and Lawrence??????????

Terrible of fish guy to get water trauma. How will you fix those tanks now Gregory? How will you spend hours watching your fish swim by??

"You've killed several people by accidentally?" Being a sentence is giving me psychological damage.

This is a trainwreck. How is it still going?

"He would never use a planner himself." Hey fish guy, does that matter right now? Does the planner on the nightstand and your lifestyle not lending itself to using one matter in the context of just having been brought out of the Murder People Basement???? Why is that something YOU'VE NOTICED???????

Mental Illness Final Boss.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I FOUND THIS ON AO3 ALSO. I feel so vindicated.

Casually having a panic attack, killing a man, and then just going "Yea, I gotta go home to my fish" is actually the funniest thing imaginable. The fish aren't even disposing of evidence??? He just likes them?????? Happy pride month