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And Helena is only worried about her image 🙄

They hadn't even intended to take their daughter with them when they went off with whatever money they could get 😮

It was lily-of-the-valley!

So Tyrone was a make-up artist, and made Gwen up to look like she'd been shot 😂💀

So it was Gwen and Tyrone. How did they fake her death?

The accounting books have been fiddled.

Crispin is dead. I think the "flowers" that were stolen were mistletoe, which is actually poisonous.

So Olga isn't who she says she is, her real name is Grace and she's been arrested before for fraud.

So the Vicar was under arrest for blackmail when the policeman turned up at the door with him.

Ben thinks Olga's accent is dodgy.

Another one bites the dust. Quite literally this time 💀🤦‍♀️

If it was me I'd be suggesting they share a room!

Helena is rather weird. She doesn't even care that her mother has been murdered because she needs money for her personal hairdresser, manicurist and reflexologist 🤨 seriously?

It does now look like a double homicide.

Jeremy's dead 💀

Jeremy is off for a swim, I'm pretty sure he's going to die next 🤦‍♀️

The Vicar is rifling through papers.

Now they're questioning if the policeman and the vicar are who they say they are, as they figure they could have just borrowed costumes.

He's right, if the collection is shared between 12 people, then each person benefits every time one of those 12 dies, and 1 has already been murdered.

Why on earth do the vicar and the policeman need adjoining rooms?!

Now the Vicar thinks he should be there for the reading of the will 🤔

It's the police.

Someone is ringing the doorbell? 🫣

So somebody has sabotaged both the generators, all the vehicles, and the phone line and mobile phone. I think they need to worry now 🫣

So Gwendoline has been shot with a shotgun, inside a locked room that only locks from the inside 🤔

These people are all like characatures of themselves.

Ben reminds me of Dawson Leery.

Shite! Killed by an orange 🍊 🙈