Status Updates From Serial Bangers

I was literally biting my nails thinking I wouldn’t get closure but thank god. I thought I was about to get a cliffhanger

An enemies-to-lovers story with themes of assassins, forced proximity, and a badass FMC? Yep.

Needles, the cactus, has just made an appearance “I’m not battery operated but I’m still a big prick.” Loving his energy lmao

I am absolutely devouring this book. It is hilarious and one of the best things I've read in a while. Headstrong female who is super independent. Flirty devoted male who would burn (the world) for her.
Witty, sexual banter for days. Teasing. Hate, not hate? Sex.
Two contract killers falling in love. What's not to enjoy?

Him holding her hand while jumping through a window from a burning building was chefs kiss👌

Kiara is hilarious. Loving her cactus.

This is very much a hornier version of Mr and Mrs Smith. I’m sat.

ARC!!!!! 😭😭😭