Status Updates From Baby's on Fire

So, Toni looked pretty surprised when we were hanging out with the Astros and Dodgers playing in the background, and I admitted to Manny and Jasmine, "I fucked up." But Toni didn't look surprised like you could knock her over with a feather. She looked how a parent does when they notice their kid tying their shoes for the first time.

My car was cold, the glass fogged. I drove home with windows down. The sky was purple. Nate would call it aubergine. To Cody, it's probably violet. It all means the same when painted on a winter sky: snow was on the way.

Minor League Lessons just slayed me.