Status Updates From Anything For You

I had every intention of finishing this today but then my husband forced me to go socialize


Boo husband boo

okay I would stomach the dead wife (and I have lmao), but now he says: “I haven’t been a womaniser in at least a decade. Sure, I had my fair share of women to try and soothe the sting of being alone, but it hasn’t been like that in a long time.”

so not only dead wife trope but also reformed manwhore 🥰 how lovely

"If your date goes well, maybe you can show me
a thing or two about getting on these apps."
"What?" My eyes lock on to Sam's. Sam wants to
get on a dating app? "Why do you need help?"

he’s PISSING ME OFF

Maybe I should get on a dating app. Try and find someone. Wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. It
could help me get Joey out of my system.

What the authors’ obsession with mmcs getting fmcs out of their systems????????? Don’t write romance if you’re gonna write sth like that DAMN just let me enjoy the book