Status Updates From Corazón de acero

i do not like this book. idk when i got so picky. it has good reviews but goodness gracious this book is useless

Omg

"Enjoy this. Tell me if you dont. Thats all you need to do"

I love him

"You are beautiful, and if you deny it, you are insulting my good taste, and I would be terribly offended."

Did he teach you pain?” he asked softly. “I’ll kill him.” “He’s already dead.” “Do you think that will stop me? Give the word and I’ll hunt him across the great god’s hells and tear his soul out through his bowels.

"Your sister screws wolves because the men in your clan have 🍆 the size of grass blades."

"What would you say if I tortured you?" asked the bandit leader conversationally.
Halla blinked at him. "Err, 'Ow,' probably. 'Stop, Stop, Stop,' something like that?" *What a bizarre question. What does he expect me to say?"

Favorite quotes so far:What would you say if I tortured you?" asked the bandit leader conversationally.
Halla blinked at him. "Err, 'Ow,' probably. 'Stop, Stop, Stop,' something like that?" *What a bizarre question. What does he expect me to say?

Favorite quotes so far:The priest looked away, clearly disgusted. His gaze settled on Sarkis. “Can your husband not speak for himself?” “I can,” said Sarkis. “Then why don’t you?” “My wife talks enough for both of us.” The mounted man snickered. The priest shook his head, turning back to his horse. “I will pray for you.” “I would appreciate that,” said Sarkis, deadpan. The mounted man put his hand over his mouth.

Favorite quotes so far:
Without a handy wilderness to vanish into, they would probably need a city. Cities were basically wildernesses with too many witnesses anyway.

Favorite quotes so far:
IDead bodies don’t worry me. It’s the live ones that get you.

"This comes of always being the practical one, she thought, a bit wearily. Nobody will comfort you, so you learn to do it yourself."