Status Updates From Strange Familiars (The Seam...

he just wants his father ye’s love and attention

his father is a prick

“I’ll ace my examinations and come first, and no gutter-born witch from Manchester is going to stop me.”

gutter born is crazy

Ch 23: Glamour spel 🥰
He like likes her, and thinks she looks perfect as she is

right, of course he has a father who is cold and unloving and only points out his faults.. well i’m going to see how this relationship is going to turn out

“Good god, she is exasperating.”

thats what you all say when i know damn well whats gonna happen

“She has something stashed beneath her cardigan—an abomination of knitted acrylic if I ever saw one—“

well not everyone can afford a fancy looking one, mr. rich boy especially with daddy’s money ugh

“I have two default emotional states: extreme awkwardness and wretched guilt.”

thats so real

oh.. he has a bearded dragon as a pet

“There is nothing, and I mean nothing, Harrisford would delight in more than witnessing my illustrious downfall. I’ve been his number one nemesis, the stick in his side, for coming on seven years now.”

i dont think he’s much of an asshole to get her reported and expelled.. but maybe he is..