Status Updates From Miracle Cures: A Novel

Okay that’s enough for tonight I will finish tmr

I’m fucking crying

Last chapter for da night

BALD SPOT SHINING IN YHE MOONLIGHT

THIS GUY SAID.. AND I QUOTE “your bed frame raises your mattress what, one foot off the ground? And that makes you more civilized? Why should I spend three hundred dollars to sleep one foot off the ground” IMSKAKSKSOSKDKFKF LIKE GET A JOB

The way she’s capturing the brand of leftist whose only a communist because they’re broke is rlly fucking frying me rn yall like my stomach

“Uber is kind of fucked” THIS FUNNY ASS BOOK YALLSKSKXIXIC

This bitch got the worst life ever I’m crying

This book is funny as FUCK