Status Updates From KOBRA

PUTA MADRE

And I can tell ITS GOING TO GET WORSE!

I swear the last 50+ pages have had me already on the edge of my seat LOCKED TF IN and like WAIT A MINUTE… HUH? OP CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE! BITCH CATCH ON ALREADY. NO HOLD ON. SUS AF. WAIT WHAT?! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. NOT A DOUBLE [REDACTED]! OH THE HURT. MHM GOOD SOUP. 🍽️

FUCK ME HE IS A TALKER! AND A GOOD ONE AT THAT. BASTARD. IM PANTING 🥵

Because not him reminding her that they’re enemies mid [redacted debauchery] and then growl-whispering into her ear “But don’t worry, sweetheart. It’ll be our secret. Only we will know that you gave yourself to me unbidden.”

BARK BARK BARK

Wdym familiar? Are you a regula—wow well just what every girl wants to hear, just how often the man you want has visited the orgy catacombs.

AND DONT YOU THINK I FORGOT THE FEMALE VOICE THAT CALLED YOUR NAME AND GOT LOST IN THE CROWD! 👹

3 of my favorite microtropes in one scene?! I’m bringing out the wine 🍷

I JUST CLOCKED YOU! OH FUCK.

When they’re sparring and he overpowers and pins her then proceeds to say “That’s it, like a good girl.” ?!?!?!

Consider me both pissed off and turned on 😡🦋

“You used the vibration,” I said. I’ve seen her use it other times—some, against me.

Oh? 😏 can’t wait to get to that flashback

Oh I see. So that’s Kobra’s ✨ass✨🫡

**A man with a very neat and organized desk**
My OCD Capricorn soul: WET 🥵

Starting off with an anatomy map for the tattoo based magic system and guide has me geeking out! This feels so unique already. And then the official decree on their usage and prohibition?! Am I obsessed already? I haven’t even started chapter 1! OH I’M LOCKING IN.

😳☺️🔥 oh my…just finished some horny sparring 😂 GO DAVINA! She’s such a baddie. Def one of my fave FMCs of the year so far. Can’t wait to see what “ part 2” entails. I’m mixed on the dual timeline. I love the diff POV and it’s kinda fun to ah e the callbacks but also I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ASAP

GUYSSSS. This is so good. I feel like I’m in an action adventure treasure hunt heist set in some magical desert world with rich culture and lore that we’re still learning about. Ahhh can’t get enough. I am sussy of someone on the team but we’ll see if it’s them or not. Ahh and the banter! Also are we leading toward aliens??? 👀

I am LOVING this magic system! Seriously the inked tattoo magic. The crest and different customs between lands. The Forced Proximity and the constant action/adventure tension that comes with the mission. I def feel the mummy vibes and it feels like the two MCs are constantly evaluating, probing, bantering and butting heads in the most fun way. I’ve been wanting a Naruto/ninja fic and this is kinda giving it to me

““That’s what the debrief and planning meeting tomorrow was for. To discuss next steps, not for you to assume them.”

Ooh! I love how sassy and direct Davina is. The bickering is already making me Kick my feet giggling. and WOW the whole tattoo magic with the tree sap + bark dynamics is so frickin COOL