Status Updates From Pearl Bound

Has the pathologic sort of novice issue of description being mismatched to perspective: one's cheeks redden, from the outside, but one feels a flush, the heat of blood—unless you can peer from behind mirrors or borrow a mouse in the rafters' eyes to see one's own body, which has not yet happened.

Terrifying things ravens won't do, with or without do with supernatural intervention, because a Human is big, and dangerous when withStick, and reckless aggression is for idiots who have no style, or cunning, or tools, or panache:
this.

(They'd get 30-40 buddies first, at least. You can't murder without your murder, come on.)

Terrifying things ravens can and with or without do with supernatural intervention:
- plug up your chimney in midwinter
- follow you home, get 30-40 budies to blind you when you go to the privy
- blind your child
- wet your gunpowder
- unlatch your door
- unlatch your pantry
- get some buddies, kill your cat, so the mice eat your grain
- follow you on every hunt, be loud, alert all the wildlife, let you starve

i'm torturing myself by finishing this

this book is must not good at all and I dont expect it to get better. I will finish it cause it was an ALC but this is just so poorly written the narrator has to do a ton of heavy lifting just to make it remotely interesting.

🙃

Oh hell yeah, hunger games. I knew that "hunting as a hobby" was the biggest red flag ever in a man. Bonus points if he's also into taxidermy.
(taxidermy being a red flag doesn't apply to women though, I love my weird gals)

*gasp* She collects hair from the women she sleeps with in her Louis Vuitton bag? That's crazy, that's messed up, that's....lmao yk what, i'm intrigued. Possible psycho? Maybe, but I like that better than the arranged marriage to older men talks in this book.

Maybe lesbians are just what this era needs, in which people pretty much ignore the fact that women have sexual desires too.
(fuck the patriarchy)

now this is my shit