Status Updates From Under Loch & Key

lachlan was really lucky that the first daughter of the mackay line in centuries wasn’t a lesbian.

the beautiful thing about me is that i didn’t know what a bridle was and i just kept saying “i wonder what a bridle is” but didn’t look it up until she found it, otherwise i would’ve realized where it was as soon as it was mentioned.

no lie, i’m kind of fucking with brodie’s motive.

boo! not brodie who i liked for absolutely no reason despite him being incredibly suspicious! who would’ve thought!

what a shocker! the greers who were said to have betrayed the kelpie… gasp… betrayed the kelpie?! who would’ve thought! it’s not like the message didn’t literally say “thy cursed deeds yield cursed prizes” and we just ignored that.

i like brodie. please don’t make him suck!

“your da and duncan were close” … “i barely remember him. i bitterly think that the same can be said for my father.” … “regardless of my feelings about her da and what he might or might not have been to my own father” — umm… was duncan fucking your da or something? what was this relationship?

finally reading the loch ness monster porn!