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Then, slowly, he had started to tell the whole truth about the slut who was the cause of his misfortune: a whole string of randy males, with Tron bringing up the rear, together with all the details about him, so shameless and arrogant and lustful that everyone knew about it and everybody in the district used to say that the master must like his farm-hands' leftovers.

All at once, on the subject of the Macquerons and the imminent marriage of their daughter Berthe, young Couillet started laughing and cracking jokes about the old story of Not Got Any. They'd have to ask her husband next day: had she got any or not? They'd been discussing it for so long, it really was stupid.

The Briquets' boy had drawn number 13, no luck there! The Couillets' had drawn 206. he'd surely be safe!

These were things reserved for your kith and kin, ...

The five months pregnancy was an added complication, ...

Buteau had stood up. Lise was watching him narrowly. She had had but one thought in her mind, to make sure that he did the job properly; but he had gone at it so eagerly that he had forgotten everything else, the sign of the cross and the ave spoken backwards. She was shocked and beside herself with rage. So he'd done it just for the pleasure of it.

Wow, Zola, man; you got me with this one... Heavy.

...

Hearing her cries, her neighbours hurried round and she told them what had happened in detail: another second and he'd have made it, the lout was right at its very edge. Hilarion did not die until the following day.

His eyes kept continually darting from one corner to the other, with one single idea in mind; and as soon as he was on his own, he would get the children out of the way and start rummaging again with the passion of a young lad who suddenly hurls himself on the maid as soon as his parents have gone out.