Status Updates From Count On Me (BAEs OF BAYSIDE)

“But I don’t think DK’s like that. “👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽➡️➡️In this book y’all have not even had any real conversations be fawkin frfr

“DK didn’t hesitate. Didn’t question. Didn’t judge. He just showed up and delivered.”➡️👉🏽➡️PERIOD

“I later learned he was one of those men who wanted his girlfriend demure and his side pieces doing cartwheels on his dick.”👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽➡️➡️ said a MOUTHFUL I CAN RELATE TO WELL

“But for the record, I’m not Home Depot. I’m DK’s Bakery. Fresh bread served daily.”👉🏽➡️➡️🤣🤣🤣🤣. Corny asffffbut i love it

“I can’t even explain the connection. It’s unreal. Like I’ve known him forever. And he’s an acts-of-service man—sent me lunch and chocolate. Got my heart and coochie all tingly.” 👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽➡️➡️🤣🤣🤣 gworllllll

I’m lowkey bored. 🥱 hope it picks up now they decide to date i guess

“My heart and coochie clench in equal measure.”👉🏽👉🏽➡️➡️ i was kicking and swinging my feet 😅😂giggling reading this

“Do you make the little construction workers wear hard hats?” she asks. “Of course, I have to keep it OSHA compliant.”➡️👉🏽 Cute banter about Mc building Lego sets😫❤️

“Not out here looking for a husband this time. Heart’s closed, coochie’s wide open.”👉🏽👉🏽➡️➡️ def my next instagram caption 😂😂😂

“For every woman who has been told her standards were too high, her expectations unrealistic, or that she should be grateful for what she was given. You are allowed to want more. You are allowed to wait for more. You are allowed to walk away from less. You are the prize. “👉🏽➡️➡️ she won me over with that statement! I know this will be a good book!

The book has a scannable QR code for a playlist. I think that’s dope and different. I want more books like that.