Status Updates From Sister, Sister: A Standalon...

“Corporal Jason Drake,” the soldier said. “Do not move.”

That was way easier than the EI agent led me to believe

He could tell his mother and father she

This is literally the first time he's mentioned a father

one stupid foreigner is dead or captured? What about those that live here?

Based

“No, I won’t allow it. Not her brother, too.”

"I won't allow you, a strong, trained, armed man to go. But I will let a young, naive helpless girl go!"

“How long before we only rescue people who are politically convenient?”

You mean how long until we treat people as adults and not retarded children that need Mommy and daddy government to save them from their own stupidity?

HQ says because she knew the risks when she went to Palu, she is not our concern.”

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“Headstrong,” Jason said. “Proud.”
He fell silent.
"Retarded."

How could Tanya be gone?

Well, you see. She's retarded

principles of neutral medical service

Wow
That's a terrible principle to work towards

“Your sister has died on some planet called Naga. I’m really sorry.”

Lol
Lmao even

“You were IRC.

Gotcha, bitch

“That’s mine,” she said.

Holy shit, you are stupid

Tanya thought he might shoot her. Instead, he leaned forward and slapped her across the mouth with an open hand. Hard enough to split her lip.

Lol
Good

anything else. Then she stepped away. If she waited, she might stay.

She deserves everything that happens to her from this point on