Status Updates From As You Like It

"I do desire that we become better strangers."

Oh, I'm using that

Jaques: Rosalind is your love's name?
Orlando: Yes, just.
Jaques: I do not like her name.
Orlando: There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened

What an unhinged interaction, I love it

This play is so bad so far that I have to update it mid-reading. Holy fuck. It’s so bad. The characters are awful the plot is nothing burger the whole play is nothing burger actually. I’m so lost and angry and pissed off at this play. Holy shit. I despise this so far. I thought it would have potential because I’ve liked other comedy’s but this one’s just missing the mark reeeeeaaalll bad.

"I like this place, and willingly could waste my time in it."

Me in literally any bookstore ever