Status Updates From Bewitching The Duke

I don't ever remember reading a book where the heroine was a healer. This is new to me. And just a random comment, doesn't she look disgusted in this cover? Hahaha looks like she's disgusted to be touching him.

Woah! Talk about scandal! I think out of the hundreds of romance novels I've ever read, this is the first one in which a H dances THREE times with a h. So cool!

Okay. wow. Do we REALLY have to go for the comparisons of past and current partners? I hate it when authors do this. It always demeans the 'love' the H/h had for their past lover.

"He turned on his side and watched as she dozed, naked and sated. His thoughts turned dark as he remembered how Mary always insisted on keeping her shift on as they made love."

This sentence creeps me out so much: "As his tongue played with her, her folds moistened in preparation for him."

LOL omg who says "penis" anymore? *Shakes head in uncontrolled amusement*

"He wanted to shower her graceful neck with kisses until he reached those peach nipples. Feeling his penis react to her presence, he squelched his degenerate thoughts."

Allow me to give you an example of how retarded this duke is:

"She was as she’d said, just a poor woman and now he was taking her home away from her.But he would not give in to the guilt. He’d had enough regrets for his actions over the past eight years."

Dear Duke of Northrop, aka Colin:

You are the most arrogant, misogynistic, mean-spirited, and the biggest idiot of a hero I've ever had to read in a historical romance novel. You damn well better redeem yourself quick.

Sincerely,

a reader