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Naana
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“Yes. Because I live here.”
“I’m aware.”
“That sounded territorial.”
“It was geography.”
Is this supposed to be funny 😭
— Oct 16, 2026 06:44AM
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“I’m aware.”
“That sounded territorial.”
“It was geography.”
Is this supposed to be funny 😭
Naana
is 39% done
“You looked downstairs and sighed like past-you disappointed present-you.”
Why does antonio speak like this it's so unnatural for some reason
— Oct 16, 2026 06:37AM
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Why does antonio speak like this it's so unnatural for some reason
Naana
is 21% done
I am not really vibing with the writing style especially the "that sounds more like __________ than _________" sentences.... There are too many of them
— Oct 16, 2026 03:23AM
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