Status Updates From The Don's Minx: A Brazilian...

Ma’am…. MAAM?!?! Oh my god. I’m trying not to cry while at work.

Not a shoot out…

THE PLOT TWIST. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?
I feel bad for Thiago… ugh…

Bruh…

first of all, the hate fuck? HOT. Talked her through it and everything
His vows? UGH MY HEART. I was blushing and tearing up.
The garden scene and when they got caught? Yeah 🤭 Mommas was on their ass
Jessica pisses me off. Real bad. She got what she deserved at the wedding. I don’t know who keeps letting her in.

The honeymoon and all his gestures were so beautiful like… he wants her to have her own.

Not me kicking my feet.
Teo … you’re jealous, closed off man. But when you are asking for forgiveness… yeah you made it on my list of book boyfriends.
Kiko… babes… you love him. Your body knows. His mom knows.
I don’t like Teo’s cousin. But I see why he is mad and angry.

Oh… he ruins her birthday, takes her on a shopping spree, is soft around her and puts up with her “attitude “. He most definitely has always been in love with her from the beginning. Also he pays her bills and secures her a job… Bruh. This is better than “I’m sorry for ruining your birthday and kidnapping you”