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“He thinks of the flash of Justineau’s crotch he glimpsed when she was pissing on the gravel outside. But the future is uncertain and he can’t get up enough enthusiasm to even masturbate.”

yeah so im gonna have to deduct a star for those two sentences sorry I don’t make the rules

I get that this is not the priority right now but can we please get melanie some clothes it’s so uncomfortable to imagine her just being naked this whole time

matilda but with zombies