Status Updates From Sandwich

Idk how I ended up checking out this book. It’s really not that bad. They are just really annoying.

Like for real. They spend most of the book complimenting themselves and calling their mom a narcissist… And then the mom just laughs and is like “oh, my kids are perfect.”???

It gets better when you put it at 1.5 speed.
Still I’m confused what ages her children are? They’re ’old enough to drink’ and use big word, but they talk like they’re in junior high??? (they’re so annoying)

Ok maybe she’s not quite pick-me. I think it’s more that she wanted to write The Most Relatable book ever and it’s to the point that’s it’s actually not that relatable…