Status Updates From Alchemy of Souls

the Chancellor really fell for the oldest trick in the book lolol hidden phone secretly recording 🥴

spoiler // ofc Adrien was a bad guy yawnnnn

no way they left this door with just 1 dumbass guard

shit just got crazyyyy people got stabbed, Eloise got kidnapped by the Lawless... fun!

« I groan. “You taste as good as you smell.”»

BROOOO i understand that he can smell feelings bc of his magic but this fucking line + the word "groan"........... i wish i could unread this 😭

“I’m not a good guy (...). You should probably stay away from me.”

ohhh okay this one is giving wattpad 🥴💀

she has a dagger to his neck and then follows it with "I want to kill him. I want to kiss him."........... this is becoming a booktok trope checklist, i fear

Grayson and Adrien fighting bc of Eloise oh please

Grayson continues to gain some class consciousness okayyy i love the bare minimum!

why is the High Chancellor (aka Grayson's uncle) telling Grayson "Make Eloise fall in love with you.”........... broooo the author is just pulling the most generic tropes out of a hat and shoving them all into this story now, istg 🫠

it genuinely makes no sense that Eloise doesn't want to lie to Maggie and decides instead to fake date him so she can use that as an excuse to always be with Grayson (aka she's still lying to Maggie lolol)... the longer this fake dating shit goes on, the more annoying it becomes, bc it keeps emphasizing how nonsensical it is

this fake dating ruse is so useless and silly

Grayson is learning class consciousness woww congratulations!

Eloise doesn't want to lie to her bff, but she can't tell the truth about why she's spending so much time with Grayson, so she's gonna fake date him to use that as an excuse as to why she's always with him?? baby that's still a lie ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

"And for unknown reasons I let this petite girl tell me what to do. In fact, I kinda like it."

😏

"no one has ever accused me of being nice before.”

lmaoo 😭💀