Status Updates From Inferno

Imagine getting kicked out of Italy, and then writing a book, naming the main character after yourself, descending into hell on vacay w a sassy rhyming angel tour guide who won’t stop clocking you, and then name-dropping the people irl you don’t like as being “sinners tormented in hell for their crimes” DANTE 😭

Will probably finish tonight…

I love good poetry and honestly Dante does an amazing job with his imagery.

the guelphs and ghibellines always do my head in