Status Updates From Necromantica (The House Of ...

This little bisexual love triangle (love line? love…right angle? idk lmao) is a hot mess! On the one hand, I want to root for them, but on the other I want to take them all aside and float the idea that maybe this is not the right time to be discovering themselves lol THE COUNTRY IS IN SHAMBLES ATM! The book’s title is NECROMANTICA! Heavy on the NECRO! This is not the time!

I knew Maivonwae was a bad bitch!

"When she brings you to her bed, satisfy her in other ways. I wish I had taught you better in this matter. And if you have urges, come to me instead." MIND YOU, this is a mother speaking to her son.

You know...I hope she slits his throat

I HATE when a man is successful. UGH

I just want to know where they are getting all these damn bulls from?? lol

Gamelyn experiencing bi panic in the middle of a duel to the death because his opponent is so gorgeous is SENDING me lmao poor boy is about to die, I’m sure of it

Ummm…Ms Reid, I have QUESTIONS. I am DISTURBED

If you knew you were going to the desert, WHY would you wear a heavy cloak?? Gamelyn is such an all-around dumbass and I just hate him so much lol he’s done nothing but be stupid in his POV chapters

So much misguided hate when THEY BROUGHT THIS ON THEMSELVES! They built their current misfortunes brick by brick, and now they're sitting here looking stupid!

These people are so delusional. This series is a great study in privileged people believing that the consequences of their actions shouldn't touch them. They're truly insane

We're keeping an elderly woman in a cage suspended from the air?? okay...okay...mind you, this is TAME compared to the other depravities in this series. But I'm still shook

I mean, yeah, cutting out someone's tongue is a good start to preventing them from telling your secret, but unless you take their hands too, they can still write. Morbid, but true! Especially since in this situation their life is tied to yours, so you can't kill them. No half measures! Be smart!

"Light slid on its belly between the wooden slats on the window." The writing in this is so good! The way Reid describes stuff is truly original sometimes

Oof, homeboy is SO far gone. And you know what? I do not blame him one bit

“And what are you? A quaking shadow of something greater? You have a humble heart and live a lowly life. History will forget you. Just another man lost to the shuffled parchment of time. But I have been writ into history already, indelibly.” I truly cannot stand her ass, but she ate with this, I fear.

Um…is it called cannibalism if it’s your own flesh you’re eating?? I have never come across this in any type of media before, I don’t think. I’m perplexed lol

"I loved you best. I should have been the one to kill you." Girl, FUCK YOU

First in my bloodline to read blood described as "flowing lustily from between his legs". Ms Reid, WHAT is going on in your mind lol

Ummm..oh my GOD?!