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What a dud.

He's such an idiot. He leaves her alone to go die!?

This book is a series of micro aggressions. Against certain eye color, hair color, hair texture, chubbiness, and on and on.

Also, the whole sun thing and giving it up for a man after knowing him for a week!? Absolutely bonkers.

What's going on with her old boss?

It's so rare to enjoy a vampire romance. And this is reminding me why I don't tend to like them.

Ugh.

And this is why instalove is annoying. You don't know each other. This fighting is dumb. But it's also dumb that they both confessed love for each other and shared deep secrets so quickly.

Ugh. My least favorite trope.

"In order to protect you from myself, I must hurt you!"

Why can't she be a rook?

Still a dope.

Also, they're both being too controlling.

Trust is earned over time.

Also, way too instalove.

He's being a dope.

I LOVE when my characters have adult conversations.

And the lies are already coming out so they won't be used against us for a 3rd act breakup. Nice!