Status Updates From The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book ...

“Fifty Shades of Buffet: Two ladies give new meaning to the phrase ‘all you can eat.’ Then they nap.”

The best part is reading these out to my gf 🤣

“Is there a ‘man’ in such relationships? And if so, can it be me?”

😭😭 real.

Okay this is julie’s book I’m just going to read it whenever I’m at her place

Deeply irritated to find this curtails pretty much every dating experience I've had AND experienced adjacently. Shocked, embarrassed, mortified, stricken by the casual cringe of my day-to-day but somehow affirmed that it's not just me probably who is stupid and horny. This bath is over when this book is, evidently.

I love this already.