Status Updates From The Vampire Shrink (Kismet ...

The premise of the first few chapters was interesting but I can’t stand the FBI agent he’s such a disgusting neck beard man child and I can’t read another page pretending that being an ass and a slob is sexy. I’m upset that this turned out to be a detective murder mystery, I thought the therapist would do therapy not run off and play detective? This is called the vampire shrink not the vampire detective?

Devereux better lay the fuck off Miss Piggy