Status Updates From The Deception of the Emeral...

for a girl that spent like all of her chapters crashing out about colin the whole date happened so quick!!! like fuck letty and geoff give me a whole book just about colin and ellie. i wanted more tension, more crashouts, more absolute insanity from both morons.

“He had turned his own pride inside out and offered it to her, hilt first, like a knight surrendering his sword, placing the power of refusal in her hands.”

say what you will about this idiot, the prose is gorg

for a guy who’s supposedly in love with mary he sure is taken by letty’s looks. like “Her eyes were a paler blue than her sister's, with a peculiar depth to them, like the sky after a rain, or the endless expanse of a sunlit sea.” ??????? wrap it up

for an apparently clever and level headed spy geoff is a fucking idiot if i’ve ever seen one. my god this idiot refused to listen to any kind of reason i think letty should be allowed to strangle him